Featured Match-up #6

Meet Colleen Siegfried

She's a high school junior from Indianapolis, Indiana. She currently lives with her parents near her high school.

"I am sort of an obsessive person, so when I found Celebrity Match-up, I totally decided that it was worth selling my car. My life is really great, but I'm always open to improvement. I'm so thrilled at the results. I was matched with my favorite celebrity within days, and now life could not get any better. I have everything I need, and plus I'm going to get a new car for the next major or minor holiday. I am completely satisfied."

Colleen was matched with: Zac Efron

"Wow, Colleen is, like, awesome. I had been in such a serious relationship, but I hardly can even remember. The only thing in my life now is Colleen. Sure, the break-up with that other chick was a little messy, but Colleen and I are so happy together. I hope she'll marry me as soon as she graduates. That's why I bought her the car... and cast her for the next movie I'm starring in- "High School Musical 439"... and took her to Jamaica for vacation... and sent her twelve dozen roses everyday. We are just meant to be together. We're so completely tight together!"

*Colleen and Zac are currently only spending limited amounts of time together due to Zac's break-up with Vanessa Hudgens, who is still not accepting reality. Zac is working on new projects and is including Colleen in all of them. They plan to spend more time together over the summer.

Featured Match-up #5

Meet Devin Duff

He's a twenty-seven year old from Las Vegas, Nevada. He quit his job to become more active in protests and has moved back in with his mother, a retired elementary school teacher.

"I've been feeling really down about myself lately. I altered my lifestyle because I was finally passionate about something, but there's really no way to be successful without any form of income. It's really a blow to the ego when you live on your mom's couch. I asked my mom for a little bit of money to join the site because I didn't know how else to feel like I mattered again. Now I'm so pleased. My life is so different, and I'm totally done worrying."

Devin was matched with: Tom Cruise

"Things have been up and down in my life, so I wanted a change. I came to Celebrity Match-up and was sort of surprised when I was matched with Devin. I am really open, though, so I gave it a try. I'm so glad that I did. Devin and I have changed ourselves to accommodate each other. We have learned to compromise and grow together in love. Plus, Devin kind of wants to be in movies, and I obviously have the hook-up."

*Devin has moved out of his mother's house and into Tom's mansion. Tom has kicked out his former lover, Katie Holmes, and she will appear on Oprah in the near future. Tom and Devin are currently collaborating to come up with "the next Oscar winner."

Featured Match-up #4

Meet Emily Theis

She's a seventeen year old from Indianapolis, Indiana. She is currently a junior in high school.

"I used to be so opposed to dating while in high school. In fact, I even wrote an editorial about it for my high school paper. I had such strong opinions, but a night of joking and a bunch of friends caused me to join this site just for fun. I didn't expect anything, but when I actually was contacted by a celebrity, I was thrilled. I can't even begin to describe the feeling. Now I feel much more fulfilled. Everyone just needs to try this for themselves. It's so worth the money. My parents don't even miss their house that we had to sell."


Emily was matched with: Britney Spears

"As all of America knows, I have gone through so many phases in the past several years. This time, though, I was ready to settle down. I was so lucky to find someone like Emily on Celebrity Match-up. She's brilliant, interesting, and totally for me. I mean, neither of us are lesbians or anything, but we're definitely open to anything for each other. Love is bigger than the labels people put on it, and that's why I'm so happy that Emily and I are putting all the immaturity behind us and starting something real with each other."

*Emily is working to finish her high school career and considering a part-time job for each time she has to bail Britney out of jail or pay for one of her various fines or public offenses. Britney is working on a new album whenever she can find the time.

Featured Match-up #3

Meet Huang Chong

He's a twenty year old from Beijing, China. He recently moved to the United States to pursue a career in website design.

"I lived with my family in a strict home, but coming to the States made me say, 'oh my.' I see so many beautiful womens and they shows me a new side to the world. I see girls on television and want to find someone for me. I very successful, so I thought girls on television could like me. I sign up for profile and just hope girls see me for the smart, intelligent individual I am."


Frankie was matched with: Taylor Swift

"This whole thing was crazy. I loved the thrill of finding someone where I'd never expect it. My life is full of hardships that I write about and sing about, but now that I'm with Huang, I finally have something happy to share with my fans. He doesn't judge me, and he doesn't bring up my past, even though every single tidbit of it is published on my albums. He sees me for who I am, and that's why we're so happy together."

*Huang and Taylor have been happily together for seven months. Huang currently works for Google, and Taylor is touring and writing a new album, that is scheduled to be titled "From Across the Pacific." Huang is currently managing twelve Taylor Swift fansites as well.

Featured Match-up #2

Meet Kristine Morgan

She's an eighteen year old from Indianapolis, Indiana. She is attending high school and is currently a senior. She plans to move away for college next fall.

"My life was so mediocre before I tried Celebrity Match-up. I could never connect with any of the people around me, so I decided to blow a chunk of my college savings on a profile for this website. It was risky, but in retrospect it was totally worth it. Now I am confident, content, and excited for my future. I feel that everyday is an adventure and that I am no longer wasting the joys of life on living the same day-to-day routine. I have something to look forward to each day I wake up, even if it's just a phone conversation. Everyone has to find happiness somehow, and I'm just glad that I did before it was too late and I became trapped in the pattern of mediocrity for too long."


Kristine was matched with: James Franco

"I was so busy all the time, and I never had a moment to stop and look around. Now that I'm with Kristine, I can find the beauty in life because she inspires me. I find beauty in her, and she has even taught me to find the beauty in myself and the work I do. She's always encouraging and supportive. That's what I needed, and now I can't even imagine a life without her. Sure, there are the days when we don't get to speak much, but then there are the days that she keeps me laughing or simply in awe of her nonstop. It's always fascinating, and I've never had a relationship like it."

*Kristine and James have been together for a year. Next fall, Kristine plans to attend college in New York where James currently lives. He is working in the film industry, and she hopes to pursue a career in writing to continue inspiring him.

Featured Match-up #1

Meet Frankie J. Dizzy

He's a nineteen year old from Baton Rouge, New Orleans. He works in a local barbecue restaurant and lives with his grandmother, Frannie Dizzy.

"Before Celebrity Match-up, man, I was always feelin' down on myself. My grannie told me to just do what I do, you know, but I wasn't feelin' it. I saved up a year's salary at my job and got me an account, and before I knew it I was chillin' with the girl of my dreams. Celebrity Match-up made me a happy dude, and I ain't never lookin' back at the sadness in my life before. Now I feel like I is a star, too!"


Frankie was matched with: Miley Cyrus

"Y'all know me, I was doin' my thang and rockin' out and rulin' the world through my music and inspiration of young girls, but something was just missing. Frankie has taught me that I can be who I wanna be and not try to live up to everybody. I am me, and Frankie and I are just livin' our lives. Nobody's perfect, but Frankie is perfect for me."

*Frankie and Miley were the first to be matched and have been together ever since. They are planning on spending the next year traveling around the United States and Canada speaking about the joys of Celebrity Match-up and finding love in unlikely places.

Introduction

Welcome to Celebrity Match-up! We're so glad that you've found your way to our page. Are you lost? Are you lonely? Do you have a crush on a hot babe from your favorite television show, movie, or band? If these things apply to you, you should definitely sign up right now! It is only $3,750 to get a profile! If you think about that, it's a total bargain. Once you're matched up with a celebrity, whose profiles are free by the way, you will receive several monetary benefits from your new lover, as most of the celebrities on the website are multimillionaires. Very nice! Enjoy our website, and feel free to send our way any questions you may have about our exceptional service.

Features include:
1. A profile photo (free with sign-up fee)
2. A 20-word "About Me" (each additional word is $20)
3. A list of your "Celeb Top Ten" (additional celebrities added to this list cost $515, and this clever service brings you to the immediate attention of the celebrities you "favorite" on your list)
4. A free listing of your current age, location, gender, relationship status, education, and occupation

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